THIS IS HOW THE LOGO FOR THE OLYMPICS FOR BEIJING 2008 Came About... JUS for Laugh.
Below shows the power of Punctuations.
AND here's a conversion between a patient n doctor.
Question by patient: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
Doctor : Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Question by patient: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
Doctor : You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Question by patient: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
Doctor :No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Question by patient: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
Doctor : Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Question by patient: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
Doctor :Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Question by patient: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
Doctor :YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Question by patient: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
Doctor : Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Question by patient: Is chocolate bad for me?
Doctor :Are you crazy? HELLO. Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Question by patient: Is swimming good for your figure? Doctor :If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Question by patient: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? Doctor :Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
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Hello!!
Yi Hao
02/09/88
19 years old
Studying in SP DEEE
Virgo is my horoscope
My love
My Family
My Friends
Squash
Liverpool FootBall Club
Chocolate
Movies
My Desires
holidays in Japan,Venice,Paris,London,New Zealand,Taiwan
to get 3.8 GPA for my remaining semesters!
Obtain a car licence by Feb 2008 to buy the lastest model of i-pod got creative zen vision plus instead
Catch more concerts
New Bag PSP
2 more pairs of shoes
To be : ) everyday to grow up
Peace in the World, No wAr..No Fighting..
musical keyboard
drum set
Guess watch the book [train man]
Play the Guitar
